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Turtle enjoying a bath)

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stupidstagram:

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

(Source: natnovna, via ampersounds)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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  • Gough Whitlam: introduces Medicare, allowing free access to healthcare for everyone
  • tone abet: wants to introduce $7 copayment to every GP visit
  • Gough: gives us our first advisor for women's issues
  • tone: supposedly is the minister for women, still not sure he realises they're human too
  • Gough: pulls troops out of Vietnam
  • tone: wants to send asylum seekers there
  • Gough: introduces free tertiary education
  • tone: wants to deregulate university fees
  • Gough: gets rid of the OBE and knighthoods, introduces the OA
  • tone: brings back knighthoods.
  • Gough: replaces God Save the Queen with Advance Australia Fair as our national anthem
  • tone: loudly ignores the line "for those who've come across the sea/we've boundless plains to share"
  • Gough: one of the finest PM's this nation has ever had
  • tone: wrong lizard. Possibly a dinosaur based on how outdated views are.

solarselection:

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

This cat looking like it wants to meet someone in the pit

solarselection:

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

This cat looking like it wants to meet someone in the pit

(Source: beppski, via pretty-prince-lulu)

  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

(Source: majesdanes, via heliochronometer)

skyward-boggs:

sifinia:

castalischiaro:

tcmcgee:

I’ve posted it once and I’ll post it again. 

It should be a rule of Halloween that you must honor this man in some way or another.

I think I laughed too hard, everyone in my class is staring at me omg

Drac!Kermit is hilariously scary.

skyward-boggs:

sifinia:

castalischiaro:

tcmcgee:

I’ve posted it once and I’ll post it again. 

It should be a rule of Halloween that you must honor this man in some way or another.

I think I laughed too hard, everyone in my class is staring at me omg

Drac!Kermit is hilariously scary.

(Source: flexyrhead, via franki3love)

alecwiens:

I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.

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hotwinger:

spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

I feel so powerful

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